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Museum

§ For companies

A museum that opens its doors to your team during the week.

Companies and private bookings happen Tuesday through Friday. Saturdays and Sundays the museum belongs to the public.

§ Formats

One museum. Four ways in.

Same museum the public visits on weekends. Yours during the week.

/corporate/offsite

Half-day offsite

Your team. The museum. Half a day. Hosted, not herded. Ends at the cafe.

UP TO 40 PEOPLE · 4 HOURS

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/corporate/evening

Client evening

A small hosted evening for the people you are trying to impress. Drinks. Ninety minutes. They remember it.

8–20 GUESTS · 90 MINUTES

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/corporate/workshop

Creative workshop

Three hours, hands-on, facilitated. For teams that work on ideas and have stopped having any.

10–25 PARTICIPANTS · 3 HOURS

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/corporate/executive-lab

FLAGSHIP

Executive Lab

A full day with curated faculty from leading European business schools. Perception as a leadership skill, taught inside the museum.

15–25 PARTICIPANTS · 1 DAY

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§ What we combine

A day is built from pieces. We combine them differently each time.

No two programs are identical. The museum decides what fits the people in the room.

01

ROOMS

The museum itself. Perception rooms designed for small groups.

02

PUZZLE

A large physical puzzle the team must solve standing up, together. Nobody opts out.

03

ATELIER

Each person makes a small object with their own hands. They take it home. We do not photograph it.

04

DESSERT

A pastry chef performs in front of you. Your team finishes the dessert together. You eat what you made.

05

FACULTY

A 60 to 90 minute session led by a senior professor from a leading European business school. Topic chosen from a curated menu.

06

DEBRIEF

The day is closed by drawing a line between what you experienced and the work you do. Each person leaves with one written page.

MODULES 01 + 02 + 03 + 06 = WORKSHOP. ALL SIX = EXECUTIVE LAB.

§ Premium tier

Private buyout

Close the museum. Your people. The whole place. We do not let anyone else in.

How a buyout works

§ What we will not do

  • We will not put your logo on a slide.
  • We will not give a speech you have to clap for.
  • We will not photograph your team without asking.
  • We will not gamify everything.
  • We will not pretend it is a bonding exercise when it is a meeting.

§ How to start

Tell us about the team.

We run a 20-minute call before sending a fixed-price proposal. Lead time is 6 to 8 weeks. Programs are tailored to the team and the topic. All corporate dates fall Tuesday through Friday.

Investment is tailored per program. We send a fixed proposal after a 20-minute scoping call.

§ Availability

The museum opens to the public on weekends and holidays. Companies and private bookings happen Tuesday through Friday.